Spongebob Shepard?

Are you ready, crew?
Aye aye, Shepard!
I can't heeeeaaaarrr youuuuuu...
AYE AYE, SHEPARD!


Ooooooooooooohhhh!
Who lives in ship out in the Traverse?
TALI'ZORAH
Great with machinery and gadgets diverse!
TALI'ZORAH
When your omni-tool fails and leaves you distressed...
TALI'ZORAH
Head to Floatilla and ask for the best!
TALI'ZORAH


Ready?
TALI'ZORAH! TALI'ZORAH! TALI'ZORAH!
TALI.... 'ZORAH!!! Hahaha!


Being completely unable to focus on work today, I started to let my mind wander. A kid came through at one point who was singing the Spongebob theme song. The tune got stuck in my head and my thoughts randomly drifted off to Mass Effect. Then I tried to think of lyrics that would fit to the tune. I suck at rhyming.