Are you ready, crew?
Aye aye, Shepard!
I can't heeeeaaaarrr youuuuuu...
AYE AYE, SHEPARD!
Who lives in ship out in the Traverse?
Great with machinery and gadgets diverse!
When your omni-tool fails and leaves you distressed...
Head to Floatilla and ask for the best!
TALI'ZORAH! TALI'ZORAH! TALI'ZORAH!
TALI.... 'ZORAH!!! Hahaha!
Being completely unable to focus on work today, I started to let my mind wander. A kid came through at one point who was singing the Spongebob theme song. The tune got stuck in my head and my thoughts randomly drifted off to Mass Effect. Then I tried to think of lyrics that would fit to the tune. I suck at rhyming.